Now, before I risk saying anything of interest, I’m off to the gym. Because I am probably the buffest person you know. Hopefully this guy won’t be here …
Because he scares me. Or at least his larger, scarier looking twin brother does, who often happens to attend Average Joe's Gymnasium at the same time I do. And when surrounded by Average Joe’s he certainly stands out. Even more so considering he insists on lifting his weights and pulling a similar expression as displayed by Vulcan from Gladiators, say, 20 centimeters from my face.
F.Y.I - according to this website Vulcan (the Gladiator one, not his freaky-large gym alter-ego) starred as a baddie in the Bond movie ‘The World is Not Enough.’ And his Gladiator’s theme song was ‘Boom! Shake The Room’ by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. Such tidbits make me so happy that Gladiators is returning. Finally, some quality entertainment on TV. At last! Remember the Gauntlet, Hang Tough and the Danger Zone (!!!)? Maybe me and my buff self should audition. Watch out Storm, Predator, Glacier and Flame!
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